February 2012
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The other day I went outside.
Not just to my car, which is usually the automatic direction I go to whenever I step foot out my front door. No, I actually went outside to my backyard. Sure, it’s no beach or park, but five steps from my house and I’m already overwhelmed by the beauty of life. It. Is. Glorious.
“God is not human, that he should lie,
not a human being, that he should change...”
– Numbers 23:19
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danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
why are sunflower seeds so addictive?
holy fuck.
i have one, and then 10 minutes later i’ve finished the entire bag.
somebody take these away from me now.
please.
I’ve also been quite addicted to these. It’s tearing me apart.
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This morning.
I woke up at 6:38am and put on my clothes only to feel the chilly sensation of an outfit drained of its warmth. And then I thought, “Man, if only there was something to make my clothes warmer before I put them on.”
Do I hear invention-waiting-to-happen??? Mind you this would be completely ridiculous—almost as ridiculous as having a toilet seat warmer, which, on a cold morning,...
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thedailystumble:
Nerdist Podcast- Conan...
ricekristis:
hildatam answered your question: hey guis!!!! what should I do for my birthday?
party like it’s 1999
you mean… have my mom bring cupcakes to school for all the kids in my class?
lol actually i was referencing this song. but cupcakes—— i love cupcakes!
what if we all just came to your house and played with your cats?
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I just wasted am still wasting hours of my life on this website.
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Everything is funnier at 1:30am.
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Mom Chat #6 (My mom is always late)
Mom: I’m going to come pick you up at 9am tomorrow so be ready. Me: Okay. ———9am tomorrow——— Me: Where’s mom? Sister: I don’t know, probably late. ———10:30am———- Me: I’m going to call her.. ——-Calling Mom——— Me: Mom, where are you? Mom: Sorry, I overslept. I’m really...
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I hardly ever finish things I start. What a drag..
January 2012
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Mom Chat #5
Mom: Here’s a suggestion— get a degree in Psychology. Think of all the things you can do with it. You can be a social worker! How long does it take to get a degree anyway?
Me: Probably two years…
Mom: But think of how much money you can make from it! You should have listened to your mom instead of majoring in something like Studio Design. Can you even get a job doing that?
Me:...
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hildatam replied to your post: yo dawg, what happened to our art battle? TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND! what the ffffff!??! fine. then you have to draw me a short story about sherlock holmes because i’m really into him right now. make it good..
Which Sherlock Holmes we talkin about here? Also… what I have to draw an entire story? Can’t you give me the story if I’m drawing it.. I don’t watch any...
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Ugh the loans.
I have never been poorer than I am right now.
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